Will Squat for Cookies Sweater

from $40.00

Because let’s be honest, we’re not just squatting for strength...We’re squatting for snacks.

This cozy crewneck is for the cookie lovers (me!) who know balance means hitting your reps and the cookies. 

Made with a buttery-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s warm, comfy, and durable enough to survive leg day and laundry day. The ribbed crew neck holds its shape, the classic fit flatters every lift-loving body, and there are no itchy side seams — just smooth comfort from squat rack to your favorite bakery.

 

Product details:
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271.25 g/m²) — ideal for post-leg-day lounging
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
.: Classic fit with a clean crew neckline
.: Double-needle stitching for top-tier durability
.: Tear-away label (itch-free, like it should be)
.: Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
.: Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large front, or right/left wrist

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Because let’s be honest, we’re not just squatting for strength...We’re squatting for snacks.

This cozy crewneck is for the cookie lovers (me!) who know balance means hitting your reps and the cookies. 

Made with a buttery-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s warm, comfy, and durable enough to survive leg day and laundry day. The ribbed crew neck holds its shape, the classic fit flatters every lift-loving body, and there are no itchy side seams — just smooth comfort from squat rack to your favorite bakery.

 

Product details:
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271.25 g/m²) — ideal for post-leg-day lounging
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
.: Classic fit with a clean crew neckline
.: Double-needle stitching for top-tier durability
.: Tear-away label (itch-free, like it should be)
.: Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
.: Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large front, or right/left wrist

Size:
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