


Module 1: Don't Eat Like an Asshole
Module one of the Eat Like You Give a ShitProgram is here!
Let’s call it like it is—most of us don’t need another fad diet, we just need to stop eating like an asshole. This module is your no-BS starter pack for building awareness around what (and how) you’re eating without counting every crumb or obsessing over macros.
✅ Shift from chaotic eating to eating with a little more structure—without feeling restricted
✅ Pay attention to your food choices so you can enjoy your life and make progress
This isn’t about guilt, shame, or giving up pizza. It’s about learning how to fuel your body without feeling like crap afterward.
Bottom line: If you’re ready to stop spiraling into the pantry and start eating like you actually give a damn—this is where you start.
I’ve broken it down one module at a time for an easier to digest (get it, hahaha) experience. I don’t want you to feel overwhelmed with information and give up before you even get started.
Due to the digital nature of this product, all sales are final and no refunds will be issued. If you do not receive your download within one hour of purchase, please reach out directly and I’ll personally make sure it gets re-sent to you.
Module one of the Eat Like You Give a ShitProgram is here!
Let’s call it like it is—most of us don’t need another fad diet, we just need to stop eating like an asshole. This module is your no-BS starter pack for building awareness around what (and how) you’re eating without counting every crumb or obsessing over macros.
✅ Shift from chaotic eating to eating with a little more structure—without feeling restricted
✅ Pay attention to your food choices so you can enjoy your life and make progress
This isn’t about guilt, shame, or giving up pizza. It’s about learning how to fuel your body without feeling like crap afterward.
Bottom line: If you’re ready to stop spiraling into the pantry and start eating like you actually give a damn—this is where you start.
I’ve broken it down one module at a time for an easier to digest (get it, hahaha) experience. I don’t want you to feel overwhelmed with information and give up before you even get started.
Due to the digital nature of this product, all sales are final and no refunds will be issued. If you do not receive your download within one hour of purchase, please reach out directly and I’ll personally make sure it gets re-sent to you.
Module one of the Eat Like You Give a ShitProgram is here!
Let’s call it like it is—most of us don’t need another fad diet, we just need to stop eating like an asshole. This module is your no-BS starter pack for building awareness around what (and how) you’re eating without counting every crumb or obsessing over macros.
✅ Shift from chaotic eating to eating with a little more structure—without feeling restricted
✅ Pay attention to your food choices so you can enjoy your life and make progress
This isn’t about guilt, shame, or giving up pizza. It’s about learning how to fuel your body without feeling like crap afterward.
Bottom line: If you’re ready to stop spiraling into the pantry and start eating like you actually give a damn—this is where you start.
I’ve broken it down one module at a time for an easier to digest (get it, hahaha) experience. I don’t want you to feel overwhelmed with information and give up before you even get started.
Due to the digital nature of this product, all sales are final and no refunds will be issued. If you do not receive your download within one hour of purchase, please reach out directly and I’ll personally make sure it gets re-sent to you.