You’ve been “meaning to” start for weeks (months… years?). This is your sign to stop overthinking it and just lock it in.

We won’t call you Lock-In-Linda for nothing. LOCK IN!

No, you don’t need to be “ready,” have the perfect schedule, or wait until after life magically calms down — because spoiler alert: it won’t.

Book your spot, show up, and let me handle the plan. Your only job? Bring yourself. You don’t even have to put a bra or socks on if you don’t want to. Your house, your rules.